"You Had Me At ARRGH!!"
Ken Goldman's collection of "five uneasy pieces" published by Sam's Dot
BENSALEM, PA [SDP] -- Ken Goldman's collection of short stories about ghosts, sex, murder, revenge, and sex, You Had Me At ARRGH!!, was released on 1 October 2007 by Sam's Dot Publishing. It's a perfect-bound trade paperback, with illustrations and cover by acclaimed artist Tom Moran. The titles include: "Wood River Honey," "Skin Flick," "More Than I'd Hoped For, Less Than I'd Dreamed," "Good Samaritan," and the ghost love story "Deep Kiss Tuesday."
In addition to these "five uneasy pieces," You Had Me At ARRGH!! includes a bonus story, "Memories of Dragons Slain."
All in all, You Had Me At ARRGH!! is a well-crafted collection for those who appreciate outstanding dark tales.
Before we tell you how you can order your copy of Ken Goldman's You Had Me At ARRGH!!, we'd like to remind you that this announcement is brought to you by Cathy Buburuz's poem "A Matter of Respect in the Louisiana Bayou," which you can read below. She's trolling for votes when you vote for your favorites.
And now, here's how you can order a copy of You Had Me At ARRGH!! from The Genre Mall: simply click on the cover icon below.
A Matter of Respect in the Louisiana Bayou
by Cathy Buburuz
He buried Evangeline under a gnarled tree
where a fine array of great-winged birds
wreak havoc in the sky,
where an underground stream
runs through her;
Surrounded by exotic flowers by day
and jasmine candles by light,
her resting place became
a montage of fragrances that seemed to beckon
all passers-by;
Some came to honor her,
others to defile
her consecrated ground.
One old pervert
who dared to piss on her grave
lies fifty yards away,
a black and blue corpse...
his prime part
used as gator bait.